MementomorI
things make me feel weird
Lifes fun, 'n stuff.
MementomorI
thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.
fantasy-art-engine:

Meeting with a Warlord by Jakub Rozalski
intheflowersss:

earthlyspirit:

Sometimes life can seem pretty hopeless; things aren’t going right and people are doing you wrong. You’ve just gotta remember that life is in constant motion - no situation or emotion is permanent, therefore what you are feeling and experiencing can’t harm you forever. Take back control of how you react to certain experiences and don’t let sadness reign over your life. We are surrounded by so many blessings that deserve more time and effort than anything that is causing you heartache. Breathe and smile - better days are coming.
#personalwords #thingstoremember #iwontletyoucontrolmyemotions

Photo credit: “Healing” by @autumnskyeart

Thank you

A Beauty Just There, Hilda Olifia photographed by Adi Prawira
godtechturninheads:

invocado:

Tadpoles | Bert Willaert

i was really confused because i thought this was sperm 

Flying semen
justinslens:

Huntington Beach, CA

Unf lets go here
sunshinedaydre4m
tiredboyclub:

the nodding then the wink 


sunshinedaydre4m
This is killing me